Dad: Befuddled (at times overbearing) father.

Mom: Over taxed Matriarch.

Owen: Vibrating ball of hyper energy. Wind 'em up and watch him go!

Rozy: Daddy's little angel!  'nuff said.

Izzy: Sweet newborn. Not yet suffering long enough exposure to this family to be anything but.

Elijah: Metal head teenager, part of the new "lost" generation.

Kaleb: Gangstah' wanna be! Black sheep of a family of black sheep. 
Logan: HUGE Heart, old soul. Apple of Mommy's eye.

Dave: Out of the house, but still wandering in from time to time (to do laundry and eat).

Fred: Bike shop assistant and straight man.

Audrey: Dave's (humoring) girlfriend.