Dad: Befuddled (at times overbearing) father.
 Mom: Over taxed Matriarch. 
 Owen: Vibrating ball of hyper energy. Wind 'em up and watch him go!
 
 Rozy: Daddy's little angel!  'nuff said.
 
 Izzy: Sweet newborn. Not yet suffering long enough exposure to this family to be anything but.
 Elijah: Metal head teenager, part of the new "lost" generation.
 Kaleb: Gangstah' wanna be! Black sheep of a family of black sheep. 
 Logan: HUGE Heart, old soul. Apple of Mommy's eye.
 Dave: Out of the house, but still wandering in from time to time (to do laundry and eat).
 Fred: Bike shop assistant and straight man.
 Audrey: Dave's (humoring) girlfriend.