Dad: Befuddled (at times overbearing) father.
Mom: Over taxed Matriarch.
Owen: Vibrating ball of hyper energy. Wind 'em up and watch him go!
Izzy: Sweet newborn. Not yet suffering long enough exposure to this family to be anything but.
Elijah: Metal head teenager, part of the new "lost" generation.
Kaleb: Gangstah' wanna be! Black sheep of a family of black sheep.
Logan: HUGE Heart, old soul. Apple of Mommy's eye.
Dave: Out of the house, but still wandering in from time to time (to do laundry and eat).
Fred: Bike shop assistant and straight man.
Audrey: Dave's (humoring) girlfriend.